IM NOT A HIMBO

[IM NOT A HIMBO]

[gordonfeetmn]

Post canon frenrey fic where it starts off with gordon finding a tiny benrey in his kitchen in a bag of doritos like an ant

BASED OFF OF DIS

[mistaspisskink]

@cuddlewars

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[taluns]

💛Paleo Pines Deinonychus!💛 ⠀

Deinony! He was the first raptor I designed for the game, minimalizing the feathers into chunky simple shapes certainly was...a challenge. The patternless variant is also one of my favourites so far :>

Which pattern do y'all prefer?⠀

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[taluns]

🌿Concept art for Paleo Pines ✨
What sort of prehistoric pals might you come across in your journey through the peaceful meadows and shady woods?

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[zimtdraws]

wtgfs x spiral bc i’m gay and i love them… 

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Anonymous asked:

I live for the way you draw jonmartin™️ because Jon is always like 🤔😳 and Martin is like 😰☺️ and I’m honestly living for that dynamic

notedchampagne answered:

ask;jdksal; THANKS i drew them like twice before this im astounded but i also really appreciate it

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[jodispooks-art]

hi my benrey kinnie friends are SO FUCKING FUNNY

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[charliepaigeb]

Mr. Sims I LOVE YOU

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[scribblescrabbledepartment]

im just now noticing i left out the “trees are part of nature” bit but u know what ?? i think thats in character. yall remember when this was supposed to be like a genius comeback

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[gr8twisting]

I am not your protagonist, I’m not even my own.

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[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[ego-ann-16]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[smallest-feeblest-boggart]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?